Some of Signature names:
What happens when a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
Know everyone you love but dont love everyone you know
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working
I'm in the bathroom right now...Be back in a splash.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.