Some of Signature names:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
Know everyone you love but dont love everyone you know
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt
Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.