Funny free avatars

Some of Signature names:
Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
Wait a minute... I am bringing an offer to the toilet gods
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
How dry I am, how wet I'll be, if you don't stop, IMing me. You got offline, now I'm heading for the door... oops it's to late...it's on the bathroom floor.
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working
I'm in the bathroom right now...Be back in a splash.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.