Some of Signature names:
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.
I am stranded on toilet island.
Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes about two minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe you should go brush your teeth too