Some of Signature names:
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.
I am stranded on toilet island.
Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes about two minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe you should go brush your teeth too
Smiley
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Origin:The very earliest known examples of the graphic are attributed to Harvey Ball, who devised the face in 1963 for a Worcester, Massachusetts, USA-based insurance firm, State Mutual Life Assurance. Ball never attempted to use, promote or trademark the image; it fell into the public domain in the United States before that could be accomplished.[1] As a result, Ball never made any profit for the iconic image he allegedly created beyond his initial $45 fee. Around the same time a convenience store in El Paso, Texas named Good Times used the happy face also.David Stern of David Stern Inc., a Seattle-based advertising agency also claimed to have invented the smiley. Stern reportedly developed his version in 1967 as part of an ad campaign for Washington Mutual, but says he did not think to trademark it.