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Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you.
Last Night I Dreamed I Ate a Giant Marshmallow….When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone!
Last Night I Hugged My Pillow and Dreamed of You…I wish that Someday I'd Dream About My Pillow and I'd be Hugging You!
Roses are Red, Leaves are Green, Kiss My Ass 'cause I'm the Queen!
What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Between Us!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
Excercise and Diet... But you still Die.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
You can always call me (80 cents p/m)
Save a tree, eat a beaver
When A Man Steals Your Wife There Is No Better Revange Than To Let Him Keep Her!
When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off!
What You See Is What You Get So Drool On, Dream On, Move On!
What You See Is Never What You Get!
Last Night I Dreamed I Ate a Giant Marshmallow….When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone!