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I drink to make other people interesting |
Dain Bramaged. |
If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go... |
 Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! |
Until The Water Can't Be Boiled…I Will Always Be Very Spoiled! |
Me and My Boy Broke Up 'cause of Religion, He thought He Was God and I didn't |
You r the living proof that man can live without a brain! |
You cant have everything, Where would u put it? |
Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It'z Incredíble To Me How I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty. |
I broke her heart , She broke my jaw. |
Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk |
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? |
Guys Are Like Slinkies…It's Always Fun To Watch Them Fall Down The Stairs! |
If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle. |
Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich |
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught! |
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not. |
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted |
You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I don’t want do die Now. |
How Do I Stop Crying When The One Person That Can Make Me Stop Is The One That Made Me Start! |
Would you kindly shut your noise-hole |
Even hot girls have to fart |
Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must. |