Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try too Hard, But Still Don't Show It!

Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright!

Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves!

Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!

Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!

Guys Are Like A Piece Of Gum, When They Loose There Flavor You Pop In A New One!

He Broke My Heart And Made Me Cry…Now Repeat After Me Baby Bye Bye Bye!

He Broke My Heart…So I Broke His Jaw!

He Holds Me When I Start To Cry, Makes Me Smile With Just His Eyes, Shares My Hopes, Dreams, Fears, Wipes Away All My Tears Love Him With Out Regret, I Juste Haven't Found Him Yet!

Guys Are Like Slinkies…It's Always Fun To Watch Them Fall Down The Stairs!

Guys Are Like Stars…Theres Millions Of Them, But Only One Can Make Your Wish Come True!

Guys Are Like Toilets…There Either Occupied Or Full Of Shit!

Guys Are Pigs…And Of Course I Always Get The Runt!

Guys Are Like Mascara…They Run Through Every Emotion!

Guys Are Like Parking Spaces All The Good One Are Taken!

Guys Are Like Piano's…What You Get Out Of Them Depends On How You Play Them!

Guys Are Like Puppies…They're Cute And Playful Until They Become Dogs!