Don't bother chatting with me, I'm sleeping

Weeiirdd, I thought I just saw you walking by!

It's so hard being sexy

There's too much blood in my caffeine system

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

More and more of our imports come from overseas...

There's too much blood in my caffeine system

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life

Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?

It tastes like burning

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful

I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked

Love me or leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going...?

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle

If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy

A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone

Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful